firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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unloveley:

darkblastoise:

you were the first person to take off my caption i will not tolerate this

bswag

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nogoodnamesremain:

uberhaxorimmortal:

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troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

canada is my favourite contury

youre-still-not-punk-rock

I got a positive ticket when I was a kid. This cop waved me over while I was riding my bike and I was totally freaking out. And he was just like “I just wanted to say you’re awesome for wearing a helmet and going on the right side of the street.” And he gave me a ticket and it was also a contest to win a new bike. I didn’t win but it was still totally awesome.

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" w is not a vowel "

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via unclefather)

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

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